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Post  HiddenFaith on Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:53 pm

Submit any corny and clean jokes you have here! How about everybody shares a good laugh!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk

Why did the tomatoe turn red?
It saw the salad dressing

What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain

Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You see right through them!

Garrus Vakarian: Tali's a welcome face around here... or, well, a welcome face behind a helmet, I guess.
Kai Leng: You're slow, Shepard!
Commander Shepard - Male: I'm only slow because I'm not running!

Urdnot Wrex: Now we can get back to doing what krogan do best: saving everyone else from giant monsters.
Garrus Vakarian: Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: So you're a real living prothean?
Javik: As opposed to a fake dead one?
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Uh... okay.

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Post  Me on Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:47 pm

[Insert all the jokes Ellie ever told in The Last of Us here]

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Post  Larmyne on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:15 pm

*flips table* ELLIE I LOVE YOU

Have you heard of the movie Constipation? No?
That's because it never came out.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."

My head voices, those little pervs, are cracking up like a desert.

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