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Now That's Corny!
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Now That's Corny!
Submit any corny and clean jokes you have here! How about everybody shares a good laugh!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
Why did the tomatoe turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You see right through them!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
Why did the tomatoe turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
You see right through them!
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Re: Now That's Corny!
[Insert all the jokes Ellie ever told in The Last of Us here]
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Re: Now That's Corny!
*flips table* ELLIE I LOVE YOU
Have you heard of the movie Constipation? No?
That's because it never came out.
WARNING NOT FOR THE IMMATURE XD
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
My head voices, those little pervs, are cracking up like a desert.
Have you heard of the movie Constipation? No?
That's because it never came out.
WARNING NOT FOR THE IMMATURE XD
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
My head voices, those little pervs, are cracking up like a desert.
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